Over a couple of drinks, I mentioned to a friend that I really don’t get Wilco. He told me it’s because I don’t appreciate background music. I’m an overly neurotic twenty-something with no direction. I require never ending, over the top, big, blinking, boderline catastrophic overstimulation in order to avoid collapsing into the depths of an existential apocalypse. Life is too short for Wilco.Tumblr (3.0; @robotgrizzlybearastronaut)http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5ba62a187a5e643c453966e18e85664/tumblr_mn4ngyzggM1qcm16uo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e2f571561272c1d5e8faec967b7942e/tumblr_mn4ngyzggM1qcm16uo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50960944134http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50960944134Mon, 20 May 2013 22:55:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2mn7sqw761qb7gbyo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2mn7sqw761qb7gbyo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50959394964http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50959394964Mon, 20 May 2013 22:36:56 -0400<p>You should send me messages to <strong>stop that shit immediately.</strong></p> <p><strong>THERE WILL BE NO PRODUCTIVITY IN THIS HOUSE.</strong></p>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50950868879http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50950868879Mon, 20 May 2013 20:54:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d72ae8b527ea633f432c3487bf5f45d4/tumblr_mn41y6qd8o1qzi5feo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50923410128http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50923410128Mon, 20 May 2013 14:56:30 -0400gimghoultcgsthe chris gethard showstar trekwrath of khankhancaptain kirkwilliam shatner<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e5c4da8e625d6211c98f387e3b7b996/tumblr_mn2rn9MU061qzi5feo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One long time friend dead, and our greatest adversary just completed a demonic ritual. Dungeons & Dragons gets pretty dramatic.</p>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50874651757http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50874651757Sun, 19 May 2013 22:16:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b666ba70796c862629675bc3c5d2207c/tumblr_mn2m9sMzPR1qzi5feo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Adventure time, c’mon grab your friends.</p>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50865696637http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50865696637Sun, 19 May 2013 20:20:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/35ee40582b2cdc212a82d2cdc0c69167/tumblr_mmykt8gRJs1rk6zglo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://premiumbounce.tumblr.com/post/50670622885">premiumbounce</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I haven’t even finished watching, that’s how bomb that LLC song was :D<br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>This is my all time favorite LLC song.</p>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50710948434http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50710948434Sat, 18 May 2013 02:08:42 -0400<p><a href="http://octorokcorkrod.tumblr.com/post/50694217337/i-told-my-parents-that-i-talked-to-amy-poehler-on" class="tumblr_blog">octorokcorkrod</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I told my parents that I talked to Amy Poehler on the phone, and now they’re watching that TCGS episode in the other room. It’s very loud.</p> <p>They haven’t laughed yet.</p></blockquote>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50697720498http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50697720498Fri, 17 May 2013 22:32:52 -0400http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50574942842http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50574942842Thu, 16 May 2013 09:22:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b048d7b2a9187e39b4d54a81992a611/tumblr_mmuk4hjW1p1qmgzd8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50502051406http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50502051406Wed, 15 May 2013 12:14:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bcf403bbfe87782c9cd4cf1e792eb594/tumblr_mmr0wiUAT81qmgzd8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thechrisgethardshow.tumblr.com/post/50353684970/word-on-the-street-is-you-kids-dont-think-we-can">thechrisgethardshow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Word on the street is, you kids don’t think we can top Zach Galifianakis giving strangers haircuts. We’ll give it to you, <a href="http://youtu.be/1GkZe57Prso">that was a pretty damn good episode. </a></p> <p><strong>But how about Amy Poehler predicting your future this week?</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>We know what your future holds.</p> <p>This week, the TCGS gang is very happy to predict your future for you. When the show goes live on Wednesday, call us up at 212-757-1393. Tell us some facts about your past. Tell us some perceptions about your present. We will take that information, discuss it, and predict your future.</p> <p>I promise that we will be right 100% of the time. History will prove us correct.</p> <p><a href="http://thechrisgethardshow.com/2013/05/315-on-tcgs-let-us-predict-your-future-wspecial-guest-amy-poehler-and-music-by-zs/">MORE INFO</a></p> </blockquote> <p><strong>IMPORTANT NOTE: This show is already sold out. Please do not e-mail for tickets, and please do not show up to our studio without a reservation - we will be forced to turn you away. Fire codes!</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>No big deal.</p>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50354040848http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50354040848Mon, 13 May 2013 14:11:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4602273e7d89155fed1921da8574961/tumblr_mjpwfnJ5PE1qej5rio1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/592f9e63dbf669cfa2f96373a4476a26/tumblr_mjpwfnJ5PE1qej5rio2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50352864931http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50352864931Mon, 13 May 2013 13:50:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46e1535efcc86d83f276237a99513b8e/tumblr_mlvidwevj01qg8i80o2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f64f1f1ac1091f0aa01c59f1cc2bb68e/tumblr_mlvidwevj01qg8i80o3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4bd40990b8fb54a66cdd7b11169a07df/tumblr_mlvidwevj01qg8i80o4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5118e5139689ed9dad91c7526477cd22/tumblr_mlvidwevj01qg8i80o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xombiedirge.com/post/48939549689/batman-1972-by-francesco">xombiedirge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Batman 1972 <span>by </span><a href="http://www.francescofrancavilla.com/">Francesco Francavilla</a><span> / </span><a href="http://francesco-francavilla.blogspot.co.uk/">Blog</a><span> / </span><a href="http://francavilla.bigcartel.com/">Store</a></p> </blockquote>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50344178726http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50344178726Mon, 13 May 2013 11:02:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89183765abaecb0c5da7c3cf6a597a40/tumblr_mmggz0vwR11rlv0f8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gruntledandhinged.tumblr.com/post/49898434416/all-of-this-encourage-people-to-try-new-words-to">gruntledandhinged</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.</p> <p>Also, don’t be a jerk.</p> </blockquote>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50343992705http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50343992705Mon, 13 May 2013 10:58:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkutu3MVYX1qawrzyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://greggorysshocktheater.tumblr.com/post/50254185576">greggorysshocktheater</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>“A boy’s best friend is his mother.”</strong></p> <p><strong>- Norman Bates</strong></p> </blockquote>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50298036550http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50298036550Sun, 12 May 2013 19:23:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0586904c588c7d5be8850a49ab2c12b/tumblr_ml1docX9P41qedt22o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://22roots.tumblr.com/post/50192514338/parishiltonsexslave-i-wanna-scream-and-shout">22roots</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://parishiltonsexslave.tumblr.com/post/47613021301/i-wanna-scream-and-shout-and-let-it-all-out">parishiltonsexslave</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i wanna scream and shout and let it all out</p> </blockquote> <p>a person was paid to think this photo up</p> <p>there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo</p> <p>somebody did her makeup</p> <p>these people were paid</p> </blockquote>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50295851720http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50295851720Sun, 12 May 2013 18:52:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f6d48dd2194b7bd7e4c6820b510b288/tumblr_mmhuivpe9Y1qasthro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/50222741282/man-stabs-friend-during-threesome-they-should">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6888393/man-stabs-friend-during-threesome"><strong>Man Stabs Friend During Threesome</strong></a></p> <p>They should have agreed on a safety word.</p> </blockquote> <p>Guys. Etiquette.</p>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50222879198http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50222879198Sat, 11 May 2013 23:52:25 -0400<p>GO ME.</p>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50222211464http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50222211464Sat, 11 May 2013 23:42:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/30cc043bf3e16310f07474cfa888e965/tumblr_mmm9b2G1Dt1qbm1lwo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8869a7938f96224080b7562d39329562/tumblr_mmm9b2G1Dt1qbm1lwo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bbb5352184264eb1c5ab17a359d25de6/tumblr_mmm9b2G1Dt1qbm1lwo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50161385746http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50161385746Sat, 11 May 2013 08:40:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m25ebsAC8M1rquq1wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50158708154http://robotgrizzlybearastronaut.tumblr.com/post/50158708154Sat, 11 May 2013 07:33:30 -0400